OK so now everyone tells me not pick up street dogs and adopt them! It's too late the deed is done.
"Eeek diseases, eek! Rabies! " etc etc.
I find an emaciated puppy with a fractured rear tibia, take him home, feed him tuna, and fall in love .
In a good will gesture am driven to Jerusalem by a burly British security specialist, who drives like the very devil.
Am refused rabies vax booster by Doctor in Israeli ministry of health, on account that I have adopted dog (now called Fox) and would just be re-exposed if Fox is infected so have to wait until I start frothing and then I have 72 hours, er but don't kill the dog, bring alive in secure basket!
So picture this scenario...
"Er hello Israeli soldier at check point, er yeah, it's a rabid dog and I am er taking it into 48"
Should I not be deported at this point for being a biological threat to the state of Israel, my next mission is to overcome Palestinian cultural aversion to dogs.
Shared taxi station post check point.
" Marhaba! er may I please put my dog in your vehicle? What's the matter with it?
Oh its' fine just a bit peaky, the froth, oh don't worry about that, its nothing, nothing!"
Only a further three Israeli check points to cross in shared taxi ferrying barking mad hound pardon the pun, whilst knowing all the while that I have hardly any time to get myself vaccinated before facing horrible death.
Mmmm interesting advice doctor.
Anyway Fox seems healthy and is gaining weight, as you can see!
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